NIGHT WITH GOODNESS FOREVER.

YEARS ARE NOT ENOUGH WHEN LIVING BECOMES SO EASY AND EXCITING..

MONEY IS NOT ENOUGH WHEN SPENDING EXCEEDS EARNING..

LOVE IS NOT ENOUGH WHEN EXPECTATION IS MORE THAN LOVE..

FOOD IS NOT ENOUGH WHEN POPULATION INCREASES WITHOUT EMPLOYMENT..

INVENTIONS ARE NOT ENOUGH WHEN NECESSITY DEMANDS A LOT..

DREAMS ARE NOT ENOUGH WHEN REALITY IS SO FAST TO CATCH..



AS JAMES BOND SAYS


THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH WHEN DREAMS COME TRUE..



MAY ALL UR SWEET DREAMS COME TRUE...

Fried Chicken joke..

My teacher said I was being disrespectful. She'd asked us what our favorite animal was, and I'd said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right. Everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.



The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chickens. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.



Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

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Colonel Sanders the founder of KFC..

Marriages Jokes

Our ancestors told that

Marriages are made in heaven.. we wish all those married couples..always be happy.. share ur life dont run after shares...

Here some jokes just for fun..


By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.


Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."


"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.


Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.


First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

ITS ABOUT FAMOUS HOSPITAL

ITS ABOUT FAMOUS HOSPITAL...

WHERE DEATHS THAT MADE EVEN TOP DOCTORS WONDER...

This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward

where Patients always died in the same bed

and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m,

regardless of their medical condition.


This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural.

No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM .

So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents.

So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves

what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........





Just when the clock struck 11...

and then......


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Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner!!!!! !!!!!



hahahahahaha.........