A GOOD STORY

A GOOD STORY
>
> One old man was sitting with
> his 25 years old son in the train. Train is about to leave the
> station. All passengers are settling down their
> seat.
>
> As
> train started young man was filled with lot of joy and curiosity. He was sitting on the window side.
>
>
> He
> went out one hand and feeling the passing air. He shouted, "Papa see all trees
> are going behind".
>
> Old
> man smile and admired son feelings. Beside the young man one couple was
> sitting and listing all the conversion between father
> and son.
>
>
> They
> were little awkward with the attitude of 25years old man
> behaving like a small child.
>
> Suddenly
> young man again shouted, "Papa see the pond and animals. Clouds are moving with
> train".
>
>
> Couple
> was watching the young man in embarrassingly. Now its start raining and some of water
> drops touches the young man's hand.
>
> He
> filled with joy and he closed the eyes. He shouted again," Papa it's
> raining, water istouching me, see papa".
>
> Couple
> couldn't help themselves and ask the old man."Why
> don't you visit the Doctor and get treatment for your
> son."
>
>
> Old man said,
>
> " Yes, you are correct!!!! We are coming
> from the hospital as Today only my son got his eye sight for
> first time in his life".
>
>
>
>
> Moral: "Don't draw conclusions until you
> know or verify all the facts".

NIGHT WITH GOODNESS FOREVER.

YEARS ARE NOT ENOUGH WHEN LIVING BECOMES SO EASY AND EXCITING..

MONEY IS NOT ENOUGH WHEN SPENDING EXCEEDS EARNING..

LOVE IS NOT ENOUGH WHEN EXPECTATION IS MORE THAN LOVE..

FOOD IS NOT ENOUGH WHEN POPULATION INCREASES WITHOUT EMPLOYMENT..

INVENTIONS ARE NOT ENOUGH WHEN NECESSITY DEMANDS A LOT..

DREAMS ARE NOT ENOUGH WHEN REALITY IS SO FAST TO CATCH..



AS JAMES BOND SAYS


THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH WHEN DREAMS COME TRUE..



MAY ALL UR SWEET DREAMS COME TRUE...

Fried Chicken joke..

My teacher said I was being disrespectful. She'd asked us what our favorite animal was, and I'd said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right. Everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.



The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chickens. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.



Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

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Colonel Sanders the founder of KFC..

Marriages Jokes

Our ancestors told that

Marriages are made in heaven.. we wish all those married couples..always be happy.. share ur life dont run after shares...

Here some jokes just for fun..


By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.


Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."


"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.


Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.


First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

ITS ABOUT FAMOUS HOSPITAL

ITS ABOUT FAMOUS HOSPITAL...

WHERE DEATHS THAT MADE EVEN TOP DOCTORS WONDER...

This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward

where Patients always died in the same bed

and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m,

regardless of their medical condition.


This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural.

No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM .

So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents.

So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves

what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........





Just when the clock struck 11...

and then......


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Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner!!!!! !!!!!



hahahahahaha.........

 

FUNNY LEAVE LETTERS

 FUNNY LEAVE LETTERS

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ...

1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:
>From an employee  who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."


13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying  for the post.

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Polish Humour

Polish Humour
[Tricky one - concentrate to understand this joke]

A Polish (citizen of Poland country) man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was very worst, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
- Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
- It made of concrete.

I don’t think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?
- No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relation is like?
- All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
- We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
- No, I am always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
- No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
- She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
- I got proof.

What kind of proof?
- She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: “Polish Remover”.

 

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